I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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