Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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