Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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