This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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