Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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