Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Drunk is a universal language darling
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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