I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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