She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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