me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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