If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
wow bdsm is so cute
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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