I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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