Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
When are your genitals available?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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