Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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