Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
i am craving dick and cupcakes
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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