yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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