I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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