i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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