The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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