sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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