i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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