How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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