I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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