i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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