I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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