I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
