I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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