She's like a pop up book from hell.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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