I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Randomize
