question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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