Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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