I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Just cropdusted the office
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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