u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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