Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
It's just like the Real World with babies
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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