when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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