drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Plan B is the new Plan A
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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