the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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