I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
