I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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