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Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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