Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
