well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Randomize
