Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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