wanna go halves on a baby?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
third nipple confirmed
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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