just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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