Well douche your snatch and let's go!
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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