life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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