if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
