Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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