Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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