there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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