she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Blood and glitter go together right?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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