I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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