After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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