ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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