She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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